| A new take on some old nursery rhymes | |
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little b*st*rd.MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.JACK AND JILL... | |
| | How much wood does a | | woodchuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
Do you guys remember all those old nursery rhymes and tongue-twisters. I used to love them. What was your favorite? | |
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